Posted by Williammalecela.com on Sunday, July 08, 2012
Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots
one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the
drain.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy: You have two cows. Government taxes force you to sell them
in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow
which was a gift from your government :p =))
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